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Drinks
Coffee
$3.50
Coffee
Soda
$2.50 Soda
To-Go Coors Light
$4.00 To-Go Coors Light
To-Go Mimosa
$6.00 To-Go Mimosa
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Benny's
Julias Love Child
Ham, bacon, asparagus, broccoli, garlic, and green onion tossed with home fries, topped with poached eggs and hollandaise.
$16.00 Julias Love Child
Ham, bacon, asparagus, broccoli, garlic, and green onion tossed with home fries, topped with poached eggs and hollandaise.
Eggs “Bennyâ€
This classic rendition includes hickory ham, traditional hollandaise, and your choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese. Eggs Florentine may be substituted.
$15.00 Eggs “Bennyâ€
This classic rendition includes hickory ham, traditional hollandaise, and your choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese. Eggs Florentine may be substituted.
Cowboy "Benny"
Fresh buttermilk biscuits topped with mini hamburger patties scrambled eggs, and hollandaise. Served with hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese.
$14.50 Cowboy "Benny"
Fresh buttermilk biscuits topped with mini hamburger patties scrambled eggs, and hollandaise. Served with hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese.
For the Love of "Benny"
$16.00 For the Love of "Benny"
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Headliners
Breakfast Burrito
A grande flour tortilla stuffed with scrambled eggs, bacon, chorizo and a 3-cheese blend, topped with ranchero sauce, sour cream and guacamole. Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese.
$14.75 Breakfast Burrito
A grande flour tortilla stuffed with scrambled eggs, bacon, chorizo and a 3-cheese blend, topped with ranchero sauce, sour cream and guacamole. Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese.
Beaver Nation
Two eggs any style served with bacon, sausage, or ham and a waffle or Texas-style French Toast.
$15.00 Beaver Nation
Two eggs any style served with bacon, sausage, or ham and a waffle or Texas-style French Toast.
Double Dipper
Two eggs any style served with two strips of bacon, two sausage links, and two pancakes.
$13.75 Double Dipper
Two eggs any style served with two strips of bacon, two sausage links, and two pancakes.
Hobo Hash
Home fries scrambled with three eggs, ham, bacon, green onion, garlic, tomato and cheddar cheese. Served with toast and Grandma's homemade jam.
$14.00 Hobo Hash
Home fries scrambled with three eggs, ham, bacon, green onion, garlic, tomato and cheddar cheese. Served with toast and Grandma's homemade jam.
Country Road
Come on home with traditional country fried steak smothered in sausage gravy. Served with two eggs any style and choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese & toast w/ Grandma's homemade jam.
$17.25 Country Road
Come on home with traditional country fried steak smothered in sausage gravy. Served with two eggs any style and choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese & toast w/ Grandma's homemade jam.
3rd St Scramble
Scrambled eggs cooked with roasted garlic, fresh spinach, mushroom, feta and pine-nuts. Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese & toast w/ Grandma's homemade jam.
$14.75 3rd St Scramble
Scrambled eggs cooked with roasted garlic, fresh spinach, mushroom, feta and pine-nuts. Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese & toast w/ Grandma's homemade jam.
Corned Beef Hash & Eggs
A hearty delicious version of this classic breakfast, served with two eggs any style and choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese & toast w/ Grandma's homemade jam.
$15.00 Corned Beef Hash & Eggs
A hearty delicious version of this classic breakfast, served with two eggs any style and choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese & toast w/ Grandma's homemade jam.
German & Eggs
Grilled onions and white cheddar top a healthy portion of hashbrowns. Served with two eggs any style and toast w/ Grandma's homemade jam.
$13.25 German & Eggs
Grilled onions and white cheddar top a healthy portion of hashbrowns. Served with two eggs any style and toast w/ Grandma's homemade jam.
Huevos Rancheros
Two flour tortillas with Machaca-style black beans, a three cheese blend and three eggs any style topped with ranchero sauce, sour cream and guacamole. Served with choice of hash browns or home fries. *Vegetarian black beans available.
$15.25 Huevos Rancheros
Two flour tortillas with Machaca-style black beans, a three cheese blend and three eggs any style topped with ranchero sauce, sour cream and guacamole. Served with choice of hash browns or home fries. *Vegetarian black beans available.
Loco-Moco
The Hawaiian-style breakfast includes two scoops of steamed rice and a grilled 1/2 lb hamburger patty smothered in sausage gravy. Served with two eggs any style and toast w/ Grandma's homemade jam.
$15.00 Loco-Moco
The Hawaiian-style breakfast includes two scoops of steamed rice and a grilled 1/2 lb hamburger patty smothered in sausage gravy. Served with two eggs any style and toast w/ Grandma's homemade jam.
Miss. Swiss
Asparagus, mushrooms and garlic sauteed in butter and scrambled with 3 eggs, then topped with Swiss. Served with hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese and toast w/ Grandma's homemade jam.
$14.00 Miss. Swiss
Asparagus, mushrooms and garlic sauteed in butter and scrambled with 3 eggs, then topped with Swiss. Served with hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese and toast w/ Grandma's homemade jam.
Pigs in a Blanket
Three sausage links wrapped in fluffy buttermilk pancakes and sprinkled with powdered sugar. Served with 2 eggs any style and choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese.
$15.75 Pigs in a Blanket
Three sausage links wrapped in fluffy buttermilk pancakes and sprinkled with powdered sugar. Served with 2 eggs any style and choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese.
Slamwich
Grilled Texas-style French toast smothered in cheddar, Swiss, scrambled eggs, and choice of bacon, sausage, or ham, then sprinkled in powdered sugar. Served with choice of Hash Browns, home fries, fruit cup, or cottage cheese
$14.75 Slamwich
Grilled Texas-style French toast smothered in cheddar, Swiss, scrambled eggs, and choice of bacon, sausage, or ham, then sprinkled in powdered sugar. Served with choice of Hash Browns, home fries, fruit cup, or cottage cheese
Motherload
Biscuits & gravy with two sausage links, two bacon strips and two eggs. Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese & toast w/ Grandma's homemade jam.
$16.00 Motherload
Biscuits & gravy with two sausage links, two bacon strips and two eggs. Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese & toast w/ Grandma's homemade jam.
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Omelettes
Open Mike (Vegetarian)
Choice of Swiss, cheddar, Provolone, or pepperjack cheese
$13.50 Open Mike (Vegetarian)
Choice of Swiss, cheddar, Provolone, or pepperjack cheese
Ham & Cheese Omelette
Hickory smoked ham and choice of Swiss, cheddar, Provolone or pepperjack cheeses.
$14.00 Ham & Cheese Omelette
Hickory smoked ham and choice of Swiss, cheddar, Provolone or pepperjack cheeses.
Western Omelette
Bacon, tomato, avocado, and cheddar cheese.
$14.75 Western Omelette
Bacon, tomato, avocado, and cheddar cheese.
Mile-High
Sauteed bell pepper, onion, hickory ham and cheddar cheese
$14.75 Mile-High
Sauteed bell pepper, onion, hickory ham and cheddar cheese
Garden Omelette (Vegetarian)
Broccoli, mushroom, onion, tomato, cheddar cheese and garlic
$14.75 Garden Omelette (Vegetarian)
Broccoli, mushroom, onion, tomato, cheddar cheese and garlic
Cisco Kid (Vegetarian)
Avocado, mushroom, bell pepper and onion with cheddar and pepperjack cheeses.
$14.75 Cisco Kid (Vegetarian)
Avocado, mushroom, bell pepper and onion with cheddar and pepperjack cheeses.
Greek Omelette (Vegetarian)
Mix of Kalamata olive, marinated artichoke hearts, capers, roasted red pepper and garlic with feta cheese and fresh spinach.
$14.75 Greek Omelette (Vegetarian)
Mix of Kalamata olive, marinated artichoke hearts, capers, roasted red pepper and garlic with feta cheese and fresh spinach.
Spanish Omelette (Spicy)
3-4 egg omelettes served with hash browns, home fries, fruit cup, or cottage cheese. Choice of white, wheat, rye, sourdough, or English muffin toast w/ Grandma's homemade strawberry jam
$14.75 Spanish Omelette (Spicy)
3-4 egg omelettes served with hash browns, home fries, fruit cup, or cottage cheese. Choice of white, wheat, rye, sourdough, or English muffin toast w/ Grandma's homemade strawberry jam
El Diablo (Spicy)
This fireball comes with sauteed jalapeno and onion and spicy chorizo sausage, then finished with pepperjack cheese.
$14.75 El Diablo (Spicy)
This fireball comes with sauteed jalapeno and onion and spicy chorizo sausage, then finished with pepperjack cheese.
El Guapo
The heart stopper! An eight-egg omelette stuffed with mushrooms, tomatoes, green onion, bacon, chorizo and ham, them smothered in a delicious 3-cheese blend.
$19.00 El Guapo
The heart stopper! An eight-egg omelette stuffed with mushrooms, tomatoes, green onion, bacon, chorizo and ham, them smothered in a delicious 3-cheese blend.
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Skillets
Athens Skillet
A mixture of roasted red pepper, artichoke heart, garlic, kalamata olive, capers and fresh spinach tossed with seasoned potatoes and topped with feta cheese.
$14.75 Athens Skillet
A mixture of roasted red pepper, artichoke heart, garlic, kalamata olive, capers and fresh spinach tossed with seasoned potatoes and topped with feta cheese.
Cajun Skillet
Chorizo sausage, hickory ham, roasted red pepper, green onion, and garlic sauteed with cajun seasoned potatoes and topped with mozzarella, cheddar, and Provolone cheeses.
$14.75 Cajun Skillet
Chorizo sausage, hickory ham, roasted red pepper, green onion, and garlic sauteed with cajun seasoned potatoes and topped with mozzarella, cheddar, and Provolone cheeses.
Cheese Steak Skillet
Tender chunks of beef sauteed with onions and peppers, then tossed with our seasoned potatoes and topped with our 3-cheese blend
$14.75 Cheese Steak Skillet
Tender chunks of beef sauteed with onions and peppers, then tossed with our seasoned potatoes and topped with our 3-cheese blend
Kitchen
"Everything but the Kitchen Sink" Skillet - Bacon, chorizo, ham, onion, tomato, mushroom and black olive topped with mozzarella, cheddar and Provolone cheeses tossed with seasoned potatoes
$15.25 Kitchen
"Everything but the Kitchen Sink" Skillet - Bacon, chorizo, ham, onion, tomato, mushroom and black olive topped with mozzarella, cheddar and Provolone cheeses tossed with seasoned potatoes
NW Vegetarian Skillet
Broccoli, cauliflower, mushroom, onion and tomato sauteed and tossed with garlic and seasoned potatoes, then topped with Tillamook cheddar.
$14.75 NW Vegetarian Skillet
Broccoli, cauliflower, mushroom, onion and tomato sauteed and tossed with garlic and seasoned potatoes, then topped with Tillamook cheddar.
Yee-Hah Skillet (Spicy)
Spicy Spanish chorizo, sauteed pepper and onion, black olive, cheddar and pepperjack cheeses all served with fresh guacamole and sour cream then tossed with seasoned potatoes
$15.25 Yee-Hah Skillet (Spicy)
Spicy Spanish chorizo, sauteed pepper and onion, black olive, cheddar and pepperjack cheeses all served with fresh guacamole and sour cream then tossed with seasoned potatoes
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Carborators
Mother Clucker
Crispy chicken, Tillamook cheddar, and a grilled homemade biscuit topped with country gravy.
$12.50 Mother Clucker
Crispy chicken, Tillamook cheddar, and a grilled homemade biscuit topped with country gravy.
Chicken n’ Waffles
Boneless chicken and waffles with quality crispy fried chicken piled on a Belgian waffle.
$14.00 Chicken n’ Waffles
Boneless chicken and waffles with quality crispy fried chicken piled on a Belgian waffle.
Biscuits & Gravy
$9.00 + Biscuits & Gravy
French Toast
$6.00 + French Toast
Pancake
$6.00 + Pancake
Blueberry Pancake
$6.50 + Blueberry Pancake
Chocolate Pancake
$6.50 + Chocolate Pancake
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Basics
One Egg Meal
Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup, or cottage cheese. White, wheat, rye, sourdough or English muffin toast with Grandma's homemade jam.
$8.50 One Egg Meal
Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup, or cottage cheese. White, wheat, rye, sourdough or English muffin toast with Grandma's homemade jam.
Two Egg Meal
Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup, or cottage cheese. White, wheat, rye, sourdough or English muffin toast with Grandma's homemade jam.
$10.00 Two Egg Meal
Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup, or cottage cheese. White, wheat, rye, sourdough or English muffin toast with Grandma's homemade jam.
Meat & Egg Sandwich
Two scrambled eggs, choice of cheese and choice of meat on your pick of toast.
$13.25 Meat & Egg Sandwich
Two scrambled eggs, choice of cheese and choice of meat on your pick of toast.
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Sides
Avocado
$3.50 Avocado
Loaded Hash Browns
Onions, Cheese and Sour Cream on top!
$8.00 Loaded Hash Browns
Onions, Cheese and Sour Cream on top!
Bacon Side
$4.00 + Bacon Side
Loaded Home Fries
Onions, Cheese and Sour Cream on top!
$8.00 Loaded Home Fries
Onions, Cheese and Sour Cream on top!
Berries
$4.00 Berries
Sausage
$4.00 + Sausage
Cottage Cheese
$3.50 Cottage Cheese
Jam Ram to-go
$0.50 Jam Ram to-go
Cinnamon Roll
$6.50 Cinnamon Roll
Toast
$3.50 Toast
Gluten Free Cinnamon Roll
$6.50 Gluten Free Cinnamon Roll
Fruit Cup
$4.00 Fruit Cup
Fruit Bowl
$6.00 Fruit Bowl
Veggie Beans
$4.00 Veggie Beans
Garden Patties
$6.50 Garden Patties
Gravy
$3.00 + Gravy
Ham
$6.50 Ham
Hash Browns (GF)
$4.50 Hash Browns (GF)
One Egg
$2.50 One Egg
Home Fries
$4.50 Home Fries
Black Beans
$4.00 Black Beans
Two Eggs
$4.50 Two Eggs
Guacamole
$3.50 Guacamole
Hollandaise
$3.50 + Hollandaise
Ranchero Sauce
$3.50 + Ranchero Sauce
Sour Cream
$1.00 Sour Cream
Steamed Rice
$4.50 Steamed Rice
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Kid & Small Plates
Silver Dollar Cakes
2 strips of bacon or sausage, and 1 kid cake
$6.00 Silver Dollar Cakes
2 strips of bacon or sausage, and 1 kid cake
Beaver Tails
$6.50 Beaver Tails
1, 2, 3
$7.00 1, 2, 3
Mickey Mouse
$6.50 Mickey Mouse
Woad Wunner
$6.50 Woad Wunner
Kids Omelette
$7.00 Kids Omelette
Strawberry Cakes
$6.50 Strawberry Cakes
Kids Fwench Toast
$6.00 Kids Fwench Toast
Avocado Toast
Two slices of toast w/ a whole Avocado
$8.00 Avocado Toast
Two slices of toast w/ a whole Avocado
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Our Most Popular Items
Biscuits & Gravy
$9.00 + Biscuits & Gravy
Chocolate Pancake
$6.50 + Chocolate Pancake
Eggs “Bennyâ€
This classic rendition includes hickory ham, traditional hollandaise, and your choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese. Eggs Florentine may be substituted.
$15.00 Eggs “Bennyâ€
This classic rendition includes hickory ham, traditional hollandaise, and your choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese. Eggs Florentine may be substituted.
Slamwich
Grilled Texas-style French toast smothered in cheddar, Swiss, scrambled eggs, and choice of bacon, sausage, or ham, then sprinkled in powdered sugar. Served with choice of Hash Browns, home fries, fruit cup, or cottage cheese
$14.75 Slamwich
Grilled Texas-style French toast smothered in cheddar, Swiss, scrambled eggs, and choice of bacon, sausage, or ham, then sprinkled in powdered sugar. Served with choice of Hash Browns, home fries, fruit cup, or cottage cheese
Breakfast Burrito
A grande flour tortilla stuffed with scrambled eggs, bacon, chorizo and a 3-cheese blend, topped with ranchero sauce, sour cream and guacamole. Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese.
$14.75 Breakfast Burrito
A grande flour tortilla stuffed with scrambled eggs, bacon, chorizo and a 3-cheese blend, topped with ranchero sauce, sour cream and guacamole. Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese.
Motherload
Biscuits & gravy with two sausage links, two bacon strips and two eggs. Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese & toast w/ Grandma's homemade jam.
$16.00 Motherload
Biscuits & gravy with two sausage links, two bacon strips and two eggs. Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese & toast w/ Grandma's homemade jam.
Bacon Side
$4.00 + Bacon Side
Cinnamon Roll
$6.50 Cinnamon Roll
French Toast
$6.00 + French Toast
Two Egg Meal
Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup, or cottage cheese. White, wheat, rye, sourdough or English muffin toast with Grandma's homemade jam.
$10.00 Two Egg Meal
Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup, or cottage cheese. White, wheat, rye, sourdough or English muffin toast with Grandma's homemade jam.
Coffee
$3.50 Coffee
Julias Love Child
Ham, bacon, asparagus, broccoli, garlic, and green onion tossed with home fries, topped with poached eggs and hollandaise.
$16.00 Julias Love Child
Ham, bacon, asparagus, broccoli, garlic, and green onion tossed with home fries, topped with poached eggs and hollandaise.
